The Weekend Prep: Not Into Health Food - Into Champagne

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Hey, I love Escape (The Piña Colada Song), but four minutes and 12 seconds just isn't enough time to fully appreciate its glory." Not to fear! We scraped the internet to find a ten hour cut that not only should get you through your Friday, but well into your weekend!

Side note: the man and woman in this song are awful people, right?

Second side note: if you need a parenthetical to clarify the title of the song, shouldn't you just rename the song?